shadgandel:

worldhammerer-old:

i think that we need fat catgirls in order for society to heal

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outpost-31:

im hyperventilating

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memorycycle:

memorycycle:

yea were gay keep scrolling

i should kill you

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spiced-thembo:

girl001:

>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out “yonic” or “phallic” and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

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orcboxer:

artisticlesbian:

duncebento:

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stigmatahandjob-deactivated2023:

me in the 1600s when my father tells me that i have to take vows and live in a nunnery if i don’t wanna marry a man

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prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

I can see how hannibal got will and everyone to trust him like if i was a 35 year old man with few friends who doesnt seem to be in contact with any family and some guy was bringing me chicken soup when i was sick. id be like there’s no way he couldve done anythihg. free hannibal.

if someone brought me soup when i was sick as an adult i would trust them with my life

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itwashotwestayedinthewater:

speedlimit15:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me michael

the next 2 bars in the verse:

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theygender:

dat-soldier:

yourantagonist:

your ride is here

oh, choices~

That’s the MCR tour bus

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lettersfromtitan:

sophiamcdougall:

dduane:

hasufin:

itscarororo:

liriusworldfaws:

bonk

What I find hilarious is, that they are communicating completely different things.

Goats butt heads. It’s not exactly aggression, but it’s always relevant to dominance. That goat is trying very hard to start a fight.

But to the horse, this is a gentle “hello” kind of head bump, and the horse is trying to be polite and return the gesture.

Big “I can take you! I can take you!” vibe here. (And the horse going “YOU ARE SO CUTE, LET’S BE FRIENDS!”) (…chortle)

GOAT: Bro! Bro! Come at me, bro!
HORSE: We are so different yet he hails me as a brother and beseecheth me to approach in friendship. I love him.

The upright goat walking is pretty alarming, just as an aside.

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itnymph:

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